Jan
31st
Tue
31st
Aug
19th
Tue
19th
People who own cats are 40% less likely to die of a heart attack. They are, however, 80% more likely to die alone, surrounded by cats.
(Happy Birthday Suzi!)
— Jay Leno
Aug
8th
Fri
8th
Happily ever after…the big lie. Those three insidious words repeated again and again promising myself and a gazillion other little girls that someday, sure as the sunset, a man prettier than ourselves would sweep us away to live our lives forever and a day…blah…blah…blah, never once mentioning the years of quiet desperation that surely followed. Which is why I pray with all my soul, that whomever invented the lethal mantra ‘happily ever after’, died penniless, face down in the gutter, with cats gnawing on his ears.
— Mary Shannon
Jul
26th
Sat
26th
“It’s the death of rock and roll and I’m killin’ it…”
A premonition? Nonetheless, these guys can tear it up when they want to.
