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Hockey Mourns the Passing of Reggie Dunlop -
Rest in peace Coach…
The season opener is Sunday!
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People who own cats are 40% less likely to die of a heart attack. They are, however, 80% more likely to die alone, surrounded by cats.
(Happy Birthday Suzi!)
” — Jay Leno“Happily ever after…the big lie. Those three insidious words repeated again and again promising myself and a gazillion other little girls that someday, sure as the sunset, a man prettier than ourselves would sweep us away to live our lives forever and a day…blah…blah…blah, never once mentioning the years of quiet desperation that surely followed. Which is why I pray with all my soul, that whomever invented the lethal mantra ‘happily ever after’, died penniless, face down in the gutter, with cats gnawing on his ears.” — Mary Shannon
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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
- George F. Will
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